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THE ZONBIE APOCALIPSE!!!


By snaketooth nitroman



Won day hour heros wer at a store



Sheepbaby: this perals look so cool I wunder fi vampire trunk will notes me



Solarman: probly not cuse ur an ugly bitch



Sheepgirl: SHUT UP YOUR SO MEEN I ILL ATTACK YOU *attacks*



Solernam: BREING IT! *stab* ROOOOOOOOO



Commadnoman: woa fells lets just calm doun



Blademan: ya



Merchant: hey com here



Strikeman: u seem inconspucuoas so ok



so tehy go tu merchant



merchant: got somthin that moigt interest ya



nitroman: wat is it



Blademan: YEAH W



Store guy: will kick you out



All: UH OH!



So thehy where all kiked out of store



Nitroman: wher will we go now?



Pumpman: how abo-



Srikeman: hey wate that merchant was kicked oout too



Blademan: I dunno he lookS fishy & I used too gut fish



Commandman: wekk lewts goh!



So they went to the merchant



Sheepbab: so why di u get kicked out to?



Merchint: cuse tis illegle to cell the stuff I sell



Nitromn: wat do u sell?



Ralosman: IS IT DRUGZ??



Pummpman: oh no don’t do dugs



Nitroman: or u will die



Solarman: mofo



Merchint not quite I onley sell things like books



Sheepbaber: VAMPire BOOKS?!





Merchant: nop just regular books tht hafe to deel with the occult



Strike: Oh any assassin bocks?



Merchant : I JUST SAID TIS THE FEN OCCULT!!!



Nitroman: snake books?



Merchant: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs waway*



Nitorman: hey wate sir u dropped tis



Blademsn: what si it?



Nitoman: it seams tobe a silvar skull of sum kinde



Sheepbab: can I ceep it as ah pet???



Silarman: no tis mine & I will name it george



Bladrman: O____________O



Connamdonam: no we msut take it back 2 the abse for ferther studyment



Strikeman: will use my asasin connectins to help out



Nitroman: same with me with my snake connectins



Commandoman: k lets go



*so they left*



Merchant: *appaering form teh shadows* hav a good time sweet cheeks! littel do u no what powar it contanes



*the mirchint tips his hat downward so it covers eyes and sinks in too sgadows*



Merchant: mua ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ah ah ah ha ha ha ah ah ha ah ah ah ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha ah hha ha ha ha ha haa ha ha ha ha ah haa ha ha ha ha ah aah ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ah ah ah ha ha ha ah ah ha ah ah ah ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha ah hha ha ha ha ha haa ha ha ha ha ah haa ha ha ha ha ah aah h a ha ha ha ahh ah hah ah h ha ha ah hha ha ha ha ha haa ha ha ha ha ah haa ha ha ha ha ah aah ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ah ah ah ha ha ha ah ah ha ah ah ah ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha ah hha ha ha ha ha ha…………………………………………



*so back at the Quote Pyrmiad the teem reshearched the skull untill I twas time four bed so they wnet too sleep butt they culdnt sleep so they all wowk up too look at skull 1 more tim*



Solaman: THIS STUPIT SULL I WILL STABB IT!!!



Sheebabe: we don’t wanna loose any mor heds u stinky guy now put that nife down and away



Solerman: NO IVE HADE IT WITH U ALL ROOOOOOOOOOO! *stabes skull*



Evrayone: *gasps*



*but the skill did not berak instead an arm rasied out off it nd clutched thr knife and throw it back at roomoo*



Solarman: WOA *is stabbed in the eye* ROOOO HOW DARE U ROOOOO! *charges at skull*



Skull: *grabes onto knife again &s tabbs other eye*



Rooman: OH NO IM BLIND ROOOOOOOOO *gets a walkin cane & a huge dog*



Dog: ruff ruff



Sheepmon: wat a cutie doggie!



Roomooo: STFU! *stabs sheepbape*



Sheep: ow



Pumpan: hold it folks tis skull si risky buisness mabye we should leaf it outside for the nite



Gommandoman: good idea



*so they do but befor tehy gan go back in purple lightning strikes the hand and the electricity goes trough the ground and zombies rise from the ground as it rains*



Everyone: WTF?!



Mechanical zombies: grrrrrr brains



Commmadoman: *raises canons lookd like were haven a battle on our hands folks



Blademan: we wil show them as we are HEAVENS HAMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!*

zombi: groam *bits Solarman*



Solarmon: OW U BITHC!!! *stabs teh zobie* ROOOOOOOOOO!!!



zombie: brians *bites arm*



Solerman: WY WONT U DIE!!!!!!



Commanfoman: u half two choot them in teh hed! *blasts teh zimbie in head*



zombiE; *explod*e



solarman: I NEW THAT ALREDDY!!!!!!



bladman: *decapitat zombies* DIE DEI DEI DIE DIE DIE IDI EII DIEI D DIE



pimpman: holy moly we r goo-*eatem*



all: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



zombie: yum



commansoman: hurry we msut gte to teh treehouse!!!



sokarman: i dom;t think im ganna make it giys my woonds r 2 criticul go on w/o me!



commandoman: kk



so tehy left!



SOLARMAN: WTF GUYS I WAS JUST KIDDEN WATS WRONG WIT U-*eeten*



so they wnet in too tree hose



Stirkman: oh nO tehy got chillmam!!!



blademam: eck whaut a mess



comamboman: we hav too tihnk of a paln guys



Blademan: LEWTS GIBE THEM A SACRAFISE! *trows sheepbape into hourde of zombies*



sheepbabe: D: *eaten*



zombies: we r still hungrey grrrrr ugggghhh



Commandomam: no taht wownt werk *bblasts one offa tree*



zombie: I DIE!



strokeman: how abot we use combined blademan blade and commando vlast?



comanfoman" good idea!



blaseman: *leap out of tree* here gose nothin!!! *chop hed & arm swrod at tree*



Commandpman: lets hop tihs workes! *uses 2 canons too blast over trre



it wasa sucess!!! hey managed too make teh tree fakk down on zombies & crush them!!!



Blademan: HIIRAY WE DID IT!!!!!



Commandoman: but we frogot too get are teeam mates out f teh tree



rest of team: *dead*



Blademan: whoops



Commandoman: o weel we well jsut have to get new recrouts taht is waht team buisness is all abot



skull: NOT SO FASTE!



Bladmeman: hunh?



Commandoman: wtf u can talk?



skull: yes i can wat do u think has beene controlling teh zombies i sumoned all alonge?



Blademan: u meen u sommoned adn controled the dead?



skull: duh



Commandman: but why?



skull: becuse i am an anchent artifackt & u sgould no better tehn to miss use anchent artifackts especilly if there cursed liek me!!!!



Bladman: wweell we will nt use tha tsame misstake again!



Skull very well bu i cant let ether of u live!



Commandoman: WHY???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Skull: becuse yu shuld hafe lerned about teemwork to dafeet me but insted u foolishly sacerfised ur freinds to safe ur own selves taht it selfish for that U MUST DIE!!!!




Blageman: no plese dont we will lern better next time



Comandoman: ya we lerned hour lessin honest!



Skull: TOO LATE!



so teh zombies rose from teh grabe again INCLUDIN TEH DEAD TEEMATES and all eated blademanm & commansoman



Blademan: no no NOOOOOO!!!! *waks up* huh?



Nitroman: dues u were talkin in ur sleep is evraythin ok?



Baldeman: oh oh my gossh i twas all jsut a dreem tis a mirecle!!!



nitroman: hiuh?



Bladman: FROM NOW ON WE WIKK WORKE AS A TEAM TO TRIUMPHH OVEER ALL ODDS!!!



Nitroman: TAHTS THE SPIRIT!



Commandoman: YEAH!



all: FRO TEEMWORK!!!!!




nitroman: wekll guess we all learned abot a valuable lesoon



sheebpape: freindship triumps ovfer al!



Solarmoo:FREINDSHIT SUX!



all: oh taht roomoo wat ah scamp!



Nitroman: wait...i can sence them...its never an epiologue without haters...OH NO! THERE THEY CUM! NO PLEAS NO NO! *stabed multipel times violintly* AUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



THEEND!