HAAAMMMMMMAAAAARRRRR in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCE!!!
By Emma Daycomet AKA pandora 7777 (sheep babe)
IMPORTANT DSICLAIMER BEFORE READING.
I know that heavens HAMMMAAARR is a very comedic team but just like life, there are hard times to. Because this epologue is in space, it is very serious and deals with harsh themes like war, canabalism and love. we lenr that things are tnot always what they seem
Without further ado ENJOY THE EPOLIGUE!!!
one night in Heaven's HAMMMMAAAARR'ss pyramid base, Sheep Babe was up at night gazing ta the stars.
Sheep Babe: Ah, Vampire Trunks... for everyd ay im a sheep, i rember your kiss that turned me into sheep babe.
she gazed out the night sky, day in and day out, hoping her vampire savior would come and swoop down to take her home.
Sheep Babe: sigh... u_u
Nitro Mam: Pandora whats wrong?
Sheep Babe/ I want Edwaerd Trunks to hold me in his arms but he wont return...
Nitro Man: Tell me about it, my parents are dead and as much as i pray to satam they won't come back...
Sheep Babe: Well we live in a pyramid in the desert, so shurely we must have a spaceship!!
Nitro Man: Oh yeah! Hey commando man doesnt our pyramid havew spaceship capabilities?
Commado Man: Yes, it does.
Commandoe Man pushed a button; and before anyone knew it the pyramid was takeing off into space!
Roomoo Man: WTF I WAS TAKEN A SHIT AND I FELL OFF THE TOILET WHAT THE FUCK GAVES?!?!
Sheep Babe: NO! Do not make toilet jokes; were in space, space is serious! Not the place for jokes!
Strike Man: well technically were still in the atmosphere, so we can still make jokes if we want.
SOlar Man: ROOOOOOO WHO THE FUCK CARES THE TOILET IS LIEK MY COUCH OR SOMETHING *stabs Pump Man to death*
Blade Man: Oh no! What will we do with the body?
Roomoo Solar Man: I can use him as my new couch sine my toilet spilled during liftoff.
Commando Man: Guys, listen. We're in space now. Therefore, we can't make any more jokes. Our fallen comrage Pump Man shall be burried with dignity!
*(his coffin is shot out into space just like on star trek*
Blade Man: we salute you, brave warior...
Everyone then took off there hats and ahad a moment of silents for pump Man.
Blade Man: Ok silents over can we make jokes now?
Solar Man: NO WERE IN SPACE U AHOLE.
Commado Man: Say, Sheep, why did you want to go into space anyway?
Sheep Babe: To find Edward Trunks...
Commando Man: For the last time Pandora, NO! Vampire's are curesed!
Pump Man: there is no such things as vampires.
Cammando Man: Yes there are; I learned them as a CIA officer
Nitro Man: o ok.
Solar Man: so wait your saying we went into Space for absolutely nothing?!
Strike Man: yes
Solar Man: FUCK YOU ALL YOU ROOO-inned MY TOILET!
Commando Man: Roomoo, WE'RE IN SPACE> You can't make jokes in space!
Solar Man: Whuy did the chicken cross the road?
Commando Man: I MEAN IT. Make one more joke and i'm throwing you out the airlock!
Solar Man: to get shat by my 3209483209 guns. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
*sola man is thrown out the air lock.*
Strike Man: say hi to pumopman's dead body for me!
*strike man is also thrown out the air lock.*
Commando Man: Same goes for the rest of you who make jokes in space!
Sheep Babe: SPACE IS SERIOUS!!!
Commando Man: thank yuo, sheep babe. Now lets all go space bowling
meanwhile on planet moonlight...
Edward Trunks :I miss Pandora I wish she was my wife
Edward Vegeta: No sun, you must mary who we tell you to
Edward Bulma: that is why you must marry this ham sandwish
Edward Trunks: NO! sorry mom and dad but I CAN'T MARY HER *flies off*
meanwhile at space bowling alley...
Strike Man: I win again.
Blade Man: Because his name is Strike Man he always bowls a strike?
Sheep Babe: SPACE MUST BE KEPT SERIOUS *kicks blademan out the airlock*
Commandoe man: you learn well.
Sheep Babe : it's jersk like them who try to ruin the series of space... I can't believe there are such people in the world. those would go so far to disresprect space so!
Nitro Man: I know they shoudl all die.
Comando man: Guys were not done bowling yet. We still have to beat Team Edward!
Sheep Babe: T-T-T-TEAM EDWARD?!
Commando Man: Thats rigth. Druning my time in the CIa, I learned that the only way to kill a vampire is to beat him in a game of bowling.
Edward Trunks: did I just here you making a joke?
Solar Man: no we're DEAD FUCKEN SERIOUS *smashed Edward Trunks with his bowling ball*
Sheep Man: NO! Don't bowl Edward Trunks, hes my friend!
Edward Trunks: Were more than friends- WAIT PANDORA IS THAT YOU?!
Sheep Babe: YES HONEY IT IS ME! *tears of joy*
Edward Trunks: Ah! I've been waiting all my life to... *runs to hug sheep babe*
Commando Man: Alright team, he took the bait., FIRE!
*the team throughs there bowling balls at edward trunks*
Sheep Babe: NO! STOP! PLEASE!
Strike Man: I'm sorry but it has tobe done.
So the team bowled edward trunks, then they bowled him some more, until they bowled him all the way out into touter space... Sheep Babe could only watch in teares as this dreadeful scene unfolded before her eyes.
Sheep Babe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why??
Commando Man: I'm sorry Pandora, but like Regulus said it had to be done. We've been at war with the vampire's since 1971, coverd up by the soviet government ...my greatest sympaties.
Sheep Babe: But he wanted to mary me and I wanted to mary him... why counlt we just forget about the war! Love conqures all, the war has no meaning to us!
Commando Man: Pandora... you do know that "marry" in vampire terms means to eat, right? Thats why his parents wanted him to marry a ham sandwish
Sheep Babe: *sends commando man out the air lock*
Commando Man: I WANS'T JOKIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!! *twinkle*
Later than night in Pandora's room...
Sheep Babe: *cries*
Nitro Man: Babe what s wrong?
Sheep Babe: I miss Edward trunks... I don't think he really wanted to eat me; he's different then other vampires! I just know he awas!
Nitro Man: thats okay, you still have me.
Sheep Babe: thank you, Prowl666... *hugs*
Sheep Babe: *cuddle* I love you honey
Nitro Man: Me too dear... *snuggles*