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FIRST EPILOGUE OF THIS TEAM - MEET THE OUTER HAMMARRRR
MADE BY ROOMOO, NOT THAT DUMB PANDORA GRRR


Our hero, Roomoo, enters a resturant.

Girl A: OMFG ITS ROOMOO OUR HERO <333

Girl B: HAV MY BABBYS <33333

Roomoo: FUCK YEAR

Waiter: Sir, your coffee. *hands coffee*

Roomoo: *sips* ... *spits* WHAT IS THIS?! RAT PISS?! *proceeds to stab the waiter with a knife* ROOOOOOOOOOOO

Waiter: Oh my. It appears that I'm getting stabbed with a knife but little does he know that I'm really a super mega robot in disguise ready to kill him.

Roomoo: OH NO MY KNIFE BROKEN! YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS PISS SHIT HOW COULD YOU ASSHOLE THAT WAS MY ONE OF MY 2452 KNIVES IVE STORED IN MY ROOM!

Waiter: Why so many?

Roomoo: To be fucking cool, bitches.

Waiter: well then *trans form into SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000*

SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: GRR I KILL

Roomoo: NO!

SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: HAHAHA WHATS THE MATTER?! CANT ATTACK ME WITH UR PUNY KNIVES?

Roomoo: no i have a super weapon, in fact thousands of them.

SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: WHAT?! U HAXER

Roomoo: I have about 3420 types of laser guns, 1301 types of rocket launchers and 9999999 types of ass kicking BFG9000 variations, bitches.

SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: HOLY FUCK HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY

Roomoo: I BUY THEM OFF OF EBAY STEALING EVERYONE'S MONEY AND MY GUNS ALSO ASEXUALLY REPRODUCE, A-HOLE.

SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: WHAT THE FUK? ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT Y-*GETS BLASTED INTO MANY PEICES BY A TINY LASER GUN*

Narrator:  THAT IS SUPER POWERFUL HOLY SHIT ROOMOO IS A CHEATING ASSHOLE

Roomoo: fuck you narrator *shoots narrator*

Narrator: AUGH *DIES*

Commando Man: hey wanna join our team you were cool back there yo

Roomoo: cool but lemme talk to my bunch of personas...er I mean friends about what I just did, they'd be so fucking impressed and consider me the badest of the bunch.

Commando Man: kk

Roomoo 2: GREAT JOB ROOMOO

Roomoo 3: YOU ARE GREAT

Roomoo 4: WOO!

Roomoo 0: FUCK YEAH

Roomoo: *blasts them all to another dimension, which will have a subplot later but only to be ignored forever shortly after* ok i have no more uses for you dumbshits. joining this mm10 team.

Commando Man: Welcome to the team.

THE END