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SECOND EPLOGUE - ROOMOO'S ORIGINS


MADE BY ROOMOO




Roomoo: This is how I came to be!



FLASHBACKKKKK



omg (You pronounce it as ohmg NOT OH EM GEE YOU IDIOTS!!!)



Our hero, Roomoo, enters a resturant on March 25th 20XX.



Girl A: OMFG ITS ROOMOO OUR HERO <333



Girl B: HAV MY BABBYS <33333



Roomoo: FUCK YEAR



Waiter: Sir, your coffee. *hands coffee*



Roomoo: *sips* ... *spits* WHAT IS THIS?! RAT PISS?! *proceeds to stab the waiter with a knife* ROOOOOOOOOOOO



Waiter: Oh my. It appears that I'm getting stabbed with a knife but little does he know that I'm really a super mega robot in disguise ready to kill him.



Roomoo: OH NO MY KNIFE BROKEN! YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS PISS SHIT HOW COULD YOU ASSHOLE THAT WAS MY ONE OF MY 2452 KNIVES IVE STORED IN MY ROOM!



Waiter: Why so many?



Roomoo: To be fucking cool, bitches.



Waiter: well then *trans form into SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000*



SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: GRR I KILL



Roomoo: NO!



SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: HAHAHA WHATS THE MATTER?! CANT ATTACK ME WITH UR PUNY KNIVES?



Roomoo: no i have a super weapon, in fact thousands of them.



SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: WHAT?! U HAXER



Roomoo: I have about 3420 types of laser guns, 1301 types of rocket launchers and 9999999 types of ass kicking BFG9000 variations, bitches.



SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: HOLY FUCK HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY



Roomoo: I BUY THEM OFF OF EBAY STEALING EVERYONE'S MONEY AND MY GUNS ALSO ASEXUALLY REPRODUCE, A-HOLE.



SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: WHAT THE FUK? ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT Y-*GETS BLASTED INTO MANY PEICES BY A TINY LASER GUN*



Narrator: THAT IS SUPER POWERFUL HOLY SHIT ROOMOO IS A CHEATING ASSHOLE



Roomoo: fuck you narrator *shoots narrator*



Narrator: AUGH *DIES*



Roogus: GREAT JOB ROOMOO



Roopha Repmoo: YOU ARE GREAT



Roongma: WOO!



Roomoo: GREAT! NOW LET'S ALL BUY EVERYTHING IN THIS RESTURANT!



*The Roos takes everyone's money and buys the resturant and burns it down*



THE END



Commando Man: WHAT A CRAPPY ORIGINS



Sheep babe: WHERE WERE WE IN THIS EP ^^;;



Solar Man: SHUT UP ITS JUST HOW I CAME TO BE



Blade Man: but this never happened! all you did was trolling the internet all day



Solar Man: SHUT UP NO I DIDNT!!!



Sheep babe: but its true!!!



Solar Man: FINE HERES MY REAL ORIGINS



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omg (You better pronoucne it as ohmg or ill stab u)



Dr.Wily:Finaly!My ultimate creation is complete!


Dr.Weil:You mean our ultimate creation?


Dr.Wily:Why yes,of course,are creation.


Dr.Weil:Rize Roomoo!


Roomoo:Ughhhh.Where am I?


Dr.Wily:your in my lab.Your my creation!


Dr.Weil:You mean our's?


Dr.Wily:No.I mean mine.I installed a chip in his brain that makes him obey me!


Dr.Weil:You traitor!


Dr.Wily:Kill Weil Roomoo!


Dr.Weil:NO!


Roomoo:I will.But your going with him!


Dr.Wily:What?!


Then Roomoo took Weil and Wily and through them farther than inhumanly possible!


Roomoo:Free at last!


Roomoo flew off.



Solar Man: THAT IS HOW I CAME TO BE!



Commando Man: That never happened!



Solar Man: Fine ill tell you guys...



Sheep Babe:



Solar Man: BUT FIND OUT NEXT EPILOGUE!



THE END





???: HAHAHA I SHALL RULE THE WORLD AND DESTROY THIS DIMENSION LIKE THE ONE ROOMOO CAME FROM




THE END FOR REAL



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