SECOND EPLOGUE - ROOMOO'S ORIGINS
MADE BY ROOMOO
Roomoo: This is how I came to be!
omg (You pronounce it as ohmg NOT OH EM GEE YOU IDIOTS!!!)
Our hero, Roomoo, enters a resturant on March 25th 20XX.
Girl A: OMFG ITS ROOMOO OUR HERO <333
Girl B: HAV MY BABBYS <33333
Roomoo: FUCK YEAR
Waiter: Sir, your coffee. *hands coffee*
Roomoo: *sips* ... *spits* WHAT IS THIS?! RAT PISS?! *proceeds to stab the waiter with a knife* ROOOOOOOOOOOO
Waiter: Oh my. It appears that I'm getting stabbed with a knife but little does he know that I'm really a super mega robot in disguise ready to kill him.
Roomoo: OH NO MY KNIFE BROKEN! YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS PISS SHIT HOW COULD YOU ASSHOLE THAT WAS MY ONE OF MY 2452 KNIVES IVE STORED IN MY ROOM!
Waiter: Why so many?
Roomoo: To be fucking cool, bitches.
Waiter: well then *trans form into SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000*
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: GRR I KILL
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: HAHAHA WHATS THE MATTER?! CANT ATTACK ME WITH UR PUNY KNIVES?
Roomoo: no i have a super weapon, in fact thousands of them.
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: WHAT?! U HAXER
Roomoo: I have about 3420 types of laser guns, 1301 types of rocket launchers and 9999999 types of ass kicking BFG9000 variations, bitches.
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: HOLY FUCK HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY
Roomoo: I BUY THEM OFF OF EBAY STEALING EVERYONE'S MONEY AND MY GUNS ALSO ASEXUALLY REPRODUCE, A-HOLE.
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: WHAT THE FUK? ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT Y-*GETS BLASTED INTO MANY PEICES BY A TINY LASER GUN*
Narrator: THAT IS SUPER POWERFUL HOLY SHIT ROOMOO IS A CHEATING ASSHOLE
Roomoo: fuck you narrator *shoots narrator*
Narrator: AUGH *DIES*
Roogus: GREAT JOB ROOMOO
Roopha Repmoo: YOU ARE GREAT
Roomoo: GREAT! NOW LET'S ALL BUY EVERYTHING IN THIS RESTURANT!
*The Roos takes everyone's money and buys the resturant and burns it down*
Commando Man: WHAT A CRAPPY ORIGINS
Sheep babe: WHERE WERE WE IN THIS EP ^^;;
Solar Man: SHUT UP ITS JUST HOW I CAME TO BE
Blade Man: but this never happened! all you did was trolling the internet all day
Solar Man: SHUT UP NO I DIDNT!!!
Sheep babe: but its true!!!
Solar Man: FINE HERES MY REAL ORIGINS
omg (You better pronoucne it as ohmg or ill stab u)
Dr.Wily:Finaly!My ultimate creation is complete!
Dr.Weil:You mean our ultimate creation?
Dr.Wily:Why yes,of course,are creation.
Roomoo:Ughhhh.Where am I?
Dr.Wily:your in my lab.Your my creation!
Dr.Weil:You mean our's?
Dr.Wily:No.I mean mine.I installed a chip in his brain that makes him obey me!
Dr.Wily:Kill Weil Roomoo!
Roomoo:I will.But your going with him!
Then Roomoo took Weil and Wily and through them farther than inhumanly possible!
Roomoo:Free at last!
Roomoo flew off.
Solar Man: THAT IS HOW I CAME TO BE!
Commando Man: That never happened!
Solar Man: Fine ill tell you guys...
Solar Man: BUT FIND OUT NEXT EPILOGUE!
???: HAHAHA I SHALL RULE THE WORLD AND DESTROY THIS DIMENSION LIKE THE ONE ROOMOO CAME FROM
THE END FOR REAL