THE ZONBIE APOCALIPSE!!!
By snaketooth nitroman
Won day hour heros wer at a store
Sheepbaby: this perals look so cool I wunder fi vampire trunk will notes me
Solarman: probly not cuse ur an ugly bitch
Sheepgirl: SHUT UP YOUR SO MEEN I ILL ATTACK YOU *attacks*
Solernam: BREING IT! *stab* ROOOOOOOOO
Commadnoman: woa fells lets just calm doun
Blademan: ya
Merchant: hey com here
Strikeman: u seem inconspucuoas so ok
so tehy go tu merchant
merchant: got somthin that moigt interest ya
nitroman: wat is it
Blademan: YEAH W
Store guy: will kick you out
All: UH OH!
So thehy where all kiked out of store
Nitroman: wher will we go now?
Pumpman: how abo-
Srikeman: hey wate that merchant was kicked oout too
Blademan: I dunno he lookS fishy & I used too gut fish
Commandman: wekk lewts goh!
So they went to the merchant
Sheepbab: so why di u get kicked out to?
Merchint: cuse tis illegle to cell the stuff I sell
Nitromn: wat do u sell?
Ralosman: IS IT DRUGZ??
Pummpman: oh no don’t do dugs
Nitroman: or u will die
Solarman: mofo
Merchint not quite I onley sell things like books
Sheepbaber: VAMPire BOOKS?!
Merchant: nop just regular books tht hafe to deel with the occult
Strike: Oh any assassin bocks?
Merchant : I JUST SAID TIS THE FEN OCCULT!!!
Nitroman: snake books?
Merchant: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs waway*
Nitorman: hey wate sir u dropped tis
Blademsn: what si it?
Nitoman: it seams tobe a silvar skull of sum kinde
Sheepbab: can I ceep it as ah pet???
Silarman: no tis mine & I will name it george
Bladrman: O____________O
Connamdonam: no we msut take it back 2 the abse for ferther studyment
Strikeman: will use my asasin connectins to help out
Nitroman: same with me with my snake connectins
Commandoman: k lets go
*so they left*
Merchant: *appaering form teh shadows* hav a good time sweet cheeks! littel do u no what powar it contanes
*the mirchint tips his hat downward so it covers eyes and sinks in too sgadows*
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*so back at the Quote Pyrmiad the teem reshearched the skull untill I twas time four bed so they wnet too sleep butt they culdnt sleep so they all wowk up too look at skull 1 more tim*
Solaman: THIS STUPIT SULL I WILL STABB IT!!!
Sheebabe: we don’t wanna loose any mor heds u stinky guy now put that nife down and away
Solerman: NO IVE HADE IT WITH U ALL ROOOOOOOOOOO! *stabes skull*
Evrayone: *gasps*
*but the skill did not berak instead an arm rasied out off it nd clutched thr knife and throw it back at roomoo*
Solarman: WOA *is stabbed in the eye* ROOOO HOW DARE U ROOOOO! *charges at skull*
Skull: *grabes onto knife again &s tabbs other eye*
Rooman: OH NO IM BLIND ROOOOOOOOO *gets a walkin cane & a huge dog*
Dog: ruff ruff
Sheepmon: wat a cutie doggie!
Roomooo: STFU! *stabs sheepbape*
Sheep: ow
Pumpan: hold it folks tis skull si risky buisness mabye we should leaf it outside for the nite
Gommandoman: good idea
*so they do but befor tehy gan go back in purple lightning strikes the hand and the electricity goes trough the ground and zombies rise from the ground as it rains*
Everyone: WTF?!
Mechanical zombies: grrrrrr brains
Commmadoman: *raises canons lookd like were haven a battle on our hands folks
Blademan: we wil show them as we are HEAVENS HAMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!*
zombi: groam *bits Solarman*
Solarmon: OW U BITHC!!! *stabs teh zobie* ROOOOOOOOOO!!!
zombie: brians *bites arm*
Solerman: WY WONT U DIE!!!!!!
Commanfoman: u half two choot them in teh hed! *blasts teh zimbie in head*
zombiE; *explod*e
solarman: I NEW THAT ALREDDY!!!!!!
bladman: *decapitat zombies* DIE DEI DEI DIE DIE DIE IDI EII DIEI D DIE
pimpman: holy moly we r goo-*eatem*
all: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
zombie: yum
commansoman: hurry we msut gte to teh treehouse!!!
sokarman: i dom;t think im ganna make it giys my woonds r 2 criticul go on w/o me!
commandoman: kk
so tehy left!
SOLARMAN: WTF GUYS I WAS JUST KIDDEN WATS WRONG WIT U-*eeten*
so they wnet in too tree hose
Stirkman: oh nO tehy got chillmam!!!
blademam: eck whaut a mess
comamboman: we hav too tihnk of a paln guys
Blademan: LEWTS GIBE THEM A SACRAFISE! *trows sheepbape into hourde of zombies*
sheepbabe: D: *eaten*
zombies: we r still hungrey grrrrr ugggghhh
Commandomam: no taht wownt werk *bblasts one offa tree*
zombie: I DIE!
strokeman: how abot we use combined blademan blade and commando vlast?
comanfoman" good idea!
blaseman: *leap out of tree* here gose nothin!!! *chop hed & arm swrod at tree*
Commandpman: lets hop tihs workes! *uses 2 canons too blast over trre
it wasa sucess!!! hey managed too make teh tree fakk down on zombies & crush them!!!
Blademan: HIIRAY WE DID IT!!!!!
Commandoman: but we frogot too get are teeam mates out f teh tree
rest of team: *dead*
Blademan: whoops
Commandoman: o weel we well jsut have to get new recrouts taht is waht team buisness is all abot
skull: NOT SO FASTE!
Bladmeman: hunh?
Commandoman: wtf u can talk?
skull: yes i can wat do u think has beene controlling teh zombies i sumoned all alonge?
Blademan: u meen u sommoned adn controled the dead?
skull: duh
Commandman: but why?
skull: becuse i am an anchent artifackt & u sgould no better tehn to miss use anchent artifackts especilly if there cursed liek me!!!!
Bladman: wweell we will nt use tha tsame misstake again!
Skull very well bu i cant let ether of u live!
Commandoman: WHY???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skull: becuse yu shuld hafe lerned about teemwork to dafeet me but insted u foolishly sacerfised ur freinds to safe ur own selves taht it selfish for that U MUST DIE!!!!
Blageman: no plese dont we will lern better next time
Comandoman: ya we lerned hour lessin honest!
Skull: TOO LATE!
so teh zombies rose from teh grabe again INCLUDIN TEH DEAD TEEMATES and all eated blademanm & commansoman
Blademan: no no NOOOOOO!!!! *waks up* huh?
Nitroman: dues u were talkin in ur sleep is evraythin ok?
Baldeman: oh oh my gossh i twas all jsut a dreem tis a mirecle!!!
nitroman: hiuh?
Bladman: FROM NOW ON WE WIKK WORKE AS A TEAM TO TRIUMPHH OVEER ALL ODDS!!!
Nitroman: TAHTS THE SPIRIT!
Commandoman: YEAH!
all: FRO TEEMWORK!!!!!
nitroman: wekll guess we all learned abot a valuable lesoon
sheebpape: freindship triumps ovfer al!
Solarmoo:FREINDSHIT SUX!
all: oh taht roomoo wat ah scamp!
Nitroman: wait...i can sence them...its never an epiologue without haters...OH NO! THERE THEY CUM! NO PLEAS NO NO! *stabed multipel times violintly* AUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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