FIRST EPILOGUE OF THIS TEAM - MEET THE OUTER HAMMARRRR
MADE BY ROOMOO, NOT THAT DUMB PANDORA GRRR
Our hero, Roomoo, enters a resturant.
Girl A: OMFG ITS ROOMOO OUR HERO <333
Girl B: HAV MY BABBYS <33333
Roomoo: FUCK YEAR
Waiter: Sir, your coffee. *hands coffee*
Roomoo: *sips* ... *spits* WHAT IS THIS?! RAT PISS?! *proceeds to stab the waiter with a knife* ROOOOOOOOOOOO
Waiter: Oh my. It appears that I'm getting stabbed with a knife but little does he know that I'm really a super mega robot in disguise ready to kill him.
Roomoo: OH NO MY KNIFE BROKEN! YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS PISS SHIT HOW COULD YOU ASSHOLE THAT WAS MY ONE OF MY 2452 KNIVES IVE STORED IN MY ROOM!
Waiter: Why so many?
Roomoo: To be fucking cool, bitches.
Waiter: well then *trans form into SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000*
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: GRR I KILL
Roomoo: NO!
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: HAHAHA WHATS THE MATTER?! CANT ATTACK ME WITH UR PUNY KNIVES?
Roomoo: no i have a super weapon, in fact thousands of them.
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: WHAT?! U HAXER
Roomoo: I have about 3420 types of laser guns, 1301 types of rocket launchers and 9999999 types of ass kicking BFG9000 variations, bitches.
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: HOLY FUCK HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY
Roomoo: I BUY THEM OFF OF EBAY STEALING EVERYONE'S MONEY AND MY GUNS ALSO ASEXUALLY REPRODUCE, A-HOLE.
SUPER MEGA ROBOT 3000: WHAT THE FUK? ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT Y-*GETS BLASTED INTO MANY PEICES BY A TINY LASER GUN*
Narrator: THAT IS SUPER POWERFUL HOLY SHIT ROOMOO IS A CHEATING ASSHOLE
Roomoo: fuck you narrator *shoots narrator*
Narrator: AUGH *DIES*
Commando Man: hey wanna join our team you were cool back there yo
Roomoo: cool but lemme talk to my bunch of personas...er I mean friends about what I just did, they'd be so fucking impressed and consider me the badest of the bunch.
Commando Man: kk
Roomoo 2: GREAT JOB ROOMOO
Roomoo 3: YOU ARE GREAT
Roomoo 4: WOO!
Roomoo 0: FUCK YEAH
Roomoo: *blasts them all to another dimension, which will have a subplot later but only to be ignored forever shortly after* ok i have no more uses for you dumbshits. joining this mm10 team.
Commando Man: Welcome to the team.
THE END